The Republican Candidates, Hootie, and the iTunes User Agreement

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

In honor of the Iowa Caucus, we lay into the GOP Presidential Candidates pretty hard today. We also find what opening iTunes feels like for on Twitter user and learn why the Mayans chose 2012 to end the world.


#Whatsdeadin2012 Dumbledore. Still dead. 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Congratulations to Mitt Romney on being liked by eight more white people than Rick Santorum. 3 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

Michele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place. Herman Cain knows she needs a job. 30 minutes ago via Facebook · powered by @socialditto

I bet Michele Bachmann suspended her campaign because she's not qualified to be president of the United States or a 6th grade class. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Michele Bachmann dropped out of the presidential race. Now she is totally free to be on Celebrity Apprentice! 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Celebrity Apprentice will finally lay to rest the rumors that @LisaLampanelli is actually @pennjillette in drag. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

Rick Perry has retreated to Texas to "think." About a chicken he saw eating a donut one time. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Sugar Bowl Recap: Let's put it this way...there's a reason why Sufjan Stevens doesn't have an album called "Virginia" 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@ESPN_Colin Not even Donald Trump could willfully fire Norv Turner. 1 day ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

They're making Twilight: the Musical. Now we finally understand why the Mayans booked us for 2012. 2 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kardashians to launch a magazine. The collection of 2-D images held together by staples said their magazine will be monthly. 38 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Google does so many Doodles I don't even care about them anymore. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android · powered by @socialditto

If we can just give The White House cancer, Newt will get over wanting to be inside inside it anymore. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

"I'll take Hootie." - first words said at the annual Blowfish basketball tournament 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Opening iTunes and hoping that a new user agreement doesn't pop up is the closest I get to playing Russian Roulette. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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