@_Snape_
Professor Snape#Whatsdeadin2012 Dumbledore. Still dead. 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@someecards
someecardsCongratulations to Mitt Romney on being liked by eight more white people than Rick Santorum. http://t.co/jJU3L4dz 3 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

@LOLGOP
LOLGOPMichele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place. Herman Cain knows she needs a job. 30 minutes ago via Facebook · powered by @socialditto

@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonI bet Michele Bachmann suspended her campaign because she’s not qualified to be president of the United States or a 6th grade class. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@BettyFckinWhite
Betty F*ckin’ WhiteMichele Bachmann dropped out of the presidential race. Now she is totally free to be on Celebrity Apprentice! 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

@TheBradSherwood
Brad SherwoodCelebrity Apprentice will finally lay to rest the rumors that @LisaLampanelli is actually @pennjillette in drag. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

@robdelaney
rob delaneyRick Perry has retreated to Texas to “think.” About a chicken he saw eating a donut one time. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@fakegrantland
Fake GrantlandSugar Bowl Recap: Let’s put it this way…there’s a reason why Sufjan Stevens doesn’t have an album called “Virginia” 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@GinoinBoiseID
Gino @ESPN_Colin Not even Donald Trump could willfully fire Norv Turner. 1 day ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

@DeathStarPR
Death Star PRThey’re making Twilight: the Musical. Now we finally understand why the Mayans booked us for 2012. 2 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerKardashians to launch a magazine. The collection of 2-D images held together by staples said their magazine will be monthly. 38 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeGoogle does so many Doodles I don’t even care about them anymore. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android · powered by @socialditto

@kevingchristy
Kevin ChristyIf we can just give The White House cancer, Newt will get over wanting to be inside inside it anymore. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@Hadzilla
Jeffrey Raymond“I’ll take Hootie.” – first words said at the annual Blowfish basketball tournament 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@hipstermermaid
braden graeberOpening iTunes and hoping that a new user agreement doesn’t pop up is the closest I get to playing Russian Roulette. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto