The Iowa Caucus, Rupert Murdoch, and PCP

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
The Iowa Caucus, Rupert Murdoch, and PCP
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we see a lot of tweets about the Iowa Caucus. We also find a compelling theory regarding Intelligent Design.

    Enjoy!

    “Excited to see what’s about to happen in Iowa!” is a sentence you only get to use once every 4 years. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Only 102 out of 494 facebook friends wished me happy birthday. #firstworldproblems 3 hours ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

    All political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society. 1 day ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Theological Question: If Intelligent Design is a real thing then why do I have such a surplus of sack skin? 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

    I drove my hybrid to Trader Joe’s to buy kale in my mesh NPR bag. If I were any whiter, I’d be transparent. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    If you have a therapist, a plastic surgeon and a lot of debt there’s probably not much you need to thank your parents for. 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    I’m not trying to start a Twitter rumor, but when you tweet about Rick Santorum remember to use the hashtag #sexdungeon 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    I’m excited, the leader of another evil empire has joined twitter, welcome Rupert Murdoch. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    That cop says I should go to jail for smoking PCP in my car, but I say that cop should go to jail for being a saber-toothed tiger. 21 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Iowa caucus tonight! I can’t wait for the bikini contest. I bet Romney is the only one who practices any body hair management. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Newt’s calling Romney a liar. Santorum says Ron Paul is disgusting. What is this? Real Housewives of the Iowa Caucus? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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