Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we see a lot of tweets about the Iowa Caucus. We also find a compelling theory regarding Intelligent Design.
“Excited to see what’s about to happen in Iowa!” is a sentence you only get to use once every 4 years.
All political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society.
Theological Question: If Intelligent Design is a real thing then why do I have such a surplus of sack skin?
I drove my hybrid to Trader Joe’s to buy kale in my mesh NPR bag. If I were any whiter, I’d be transparent.
If you have a therapist, a plastic surgeon and a lot of debt there’s probably not much you need to thank your parents for.
I’m excited, the leader of another evil empire has joined twitter, welcome Rupert Murdoch.
That cop says I should go to jail for smoking PCP in my car, but I say that cop should go to jail for being a saber-toothed tiger.
Iowa caucus tonight! I can’t wait for the bikini contest. I bet Romney is the only one who practices any body hair management.
Newt’s calling Romney a liar. Santorum says Ron Paul is disgusting. What is this? Real Housewives of the Iowa Caucus?