Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today’s Twitterverse is still buzzing about the Grammys and an interesting trend emerged out of the ignorance of some young music fans.
Enjoy!
@MrPeeker
A J FranksBon Iver looks like he could fix your copier.
8 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@JustinKownacki
Justin KownackiBeyond this whole “Who Is Paul McCartney?” debacle, what’s really depressing is that people can’t use the Google. 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@deadmau5
deadmau5Maximum trolling achieved. http://t.co/RTwY4mXP 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonLast night I discovered Skrillex and Deadmau5 are people and not a P90X workout. 36 minutes ago via Echofon · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@firstworldme
First World ProblemsI have a Coldplay song stuck in my head, but I don’t know which one, because they all sound the same. #firstworldproblems 15 minutes ago via twitterfeed · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@timbray
Tim BrayDeadmau5 looks alarmingly like a Turntable.fm avatar. 12 hours ago via YoruFukurou · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@FauxJohnMadden
Faux John MaddenAdele deserves 5 more Grammy’s for the simple fact she’s not Nikki Minaj 16 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzBREAKING: Due to budget cuts, NASA’s planned trip to Mars has been scaled back to a visit to EPCOT. 19 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Lord_Voldemort7
The Dark LordTomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway! 4 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@andrewtshaffer
Andrew ShafferWhat if Adele and Taylor Swift dated each other and then both recorded a breakup album afterwards? 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Kanye
KanyeHow come everytime y’all see Taylor Swift y’all think of me 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@EliBraden
Eli BradenDid Chris Brown really win a Grammy last night or were viewers just prick-rolled? 3 hours ago via Echofon · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s HeadChris Brown fans act like beating a woman is equivalent to eating a cupcake when u’r on a diet: “Oh, it’s just one.” 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@biorhythmist
mattEverybody knows Valentine’s Day was invented by the antidepressant industry. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Ebuka
Ebuka Obi-UchenduAny available statistics on how many times LL Cool J licked his lips while hosting the Grammys last night? 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@TonyTLS
Anthony BellusAbraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter looks absolutely retarded. That being said, I can’t wait to see it. 7 minutes ago via Twitter for Android · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@copyblogger
Brian ClarkWho is Paul McCartney? is trending on Twitter. Yoko wins. 3 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto