Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
It’s Friday! And for that we are thankful. It seemed to drag on a bit for Drunk Hulk though. Like most Fridays, the tweeting topics are varied and have no real rhyme or reason. Enjoy a few laughs before your weekend:
I wish the dinosaurs from “Terra Nova” were on “Whitney”.
I wonder if Obama is collecting all the terrorists he’s killing in a giant pile he’ll show off at ground zero right before the election?
#FF Nobody. Go outside and play. Paint a tree. Climb a hillock. Notice birds.
The worst part about this time of the year is having to go wake up Green Day.
COME ON 5 O’CLOCK! DRUNK HULK SEE MICHAEL HANEKE MOVIE THAT MOVE FASTER THAN TODAY!
Relax about your museum, shitty city.
We all say we wouldn’t let another Holocaust happen, yet here we are in a world where Kid Rock has multiple platinum albums.
Obama has now executed Anwar al-Awlaki and Bin Laden. Rick Perry has executed an innocent man and a coyote.
#McDMonopoly every meal for a month. I then had to play #McDOperation.Last year I played
I only got into this Messiah thing because I was a really shitty carpenter.