Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Todd Palin Endorses Gingrich. Also, Wintergreen Skoal.
Todd Palin & Gingrich – a guy who thinks Alaska should secede from the Union endorses a guy who’s seceded from two.
#90sproblems somebody picking up the phone while you’re on AOL.
“I’m glad Tim Tebow’s prayers keep getting answered.” – starving child in Africa
Just saw Tim Tebow’s face in my egg mcmuffin.
#90sproblems Having to blow into your Nintendo game cartridge to make the game work right.
DRUNK HULK WONDER IF TEBOW LIKE BEING THIS DEPRESSION’S SEABISCUIT!
If I ever get chosen to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple I really hope I’m not put on the Purple Parrots
The closest I’ve come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work.
It’s just as well that the Broncos won. You don’t want dudes everywhere “Roethlisbergering”.
Feeling rusty at work after a two-week vacation. I almost accidentally remembered an intern’s name.
You ever wonder if Tom is still hanging out all by himself on Myspace?
#90sproblems Can a couple of people give me a hand moving this 40 inch TV?
If they ever make a movie about my life I pray Brendan Fraser plays me so no one sees it. I’ve done some embarrassing shit.
It’s not technically a serial comma until it separates at least three clauses.
It’s always dangerous when boring people think they’re creative.