New Bill Aims to Stop Feds from Looking at Porn on the Job

Federal employees – they’re just like you! …In that they like to watch porn. And they get bored at work. And like to cure that boredom with porn. North Carolina Republican Mark Meadows is sick of all the porn watching,…

Ok, Who Gave Grandpa Virtual Reality Porn?

Virtual reality porn is sure to be the next big thing in personal entertainment, and the amount of it out there will only increase as the Oculus Rift (and similar technologies) permeate the market. But while it’s still a novel…

Please Stop Falling for Facebook Porn Scams

Over the weekend, more than 110,000 people managed to infect themselves with malware by clicking on a Facebook link. That number is still climbing. How? “The trojan tags the infected user’s friends in an enticing post. Upon opening the post,…

Porn Consumption Tanked During the Super Bowl

If there’s anything Americans love more than watching porn, it’s watching millionaires throw around a football. It takes a big event for people to give up the porn for a bit, and apparently the Super Bowl is such an event.…

Pornhub Records Is ‘Coming for Christmas’ with First Single

A couple months ago, in that’s totally an Onion article but somehow real news, leading online porn site Pornhub stepped a toe into the music business and launched its own record label. Focusing on “mature lyrics for an adult audience;…

Lisa Ann Date with Justin Brent Could Get Him Expelled from Notre Dame?

When Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent hit the gossip pages and social media recently, eyebrows shot up and tongues wagged. Brent had gone out on a “date” with porn star Lisa Ann. Pictures of the two courtside at a…

Belle Knox Sheds Light On Porn Industry In New Docu-Series

Becoming Belle Knox is a five part docu-series about the story of Miriam Weeks, the Duke University student who gained prominence when it was revealed she was doing porn to send herself to school. Known by her stage name “Belle…

Christy Mack Beatdown Pics Fire Up Supporters

In an allegedly stunning display of alleged proof of his alleged manhood, MMA star Jon Koppenhaver, AKA War Machine, allegedly beat his ex-girlfriend within an inch of her life. War Machine — he had his name legally changed — says…

Mom Calls Police on Porn-Watching Son

In you-might-be-struggling-with-self-validation-but-you’re-definitely-a-better-parent-than-this-lunatic news, a Spartansburg, South Carolina woman called 911 when she came home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching porn. The Smoking Gun obtained the police report, which states that Chavonda Gallman, a real estate agent,…

Rapper Explains Why He Severed His Penis

Back in April, a Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper named Christ Bearer, a.k.a Andre Johnson, severed his penis and jumped off a second story balcony in North Hollywood while high on PCP. Now Johnson has explained his motivation behind his self-mutilation, and…