Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Komen announces new event: Backpedal for the Cure
UPDATE: Roseanne Barr will run for the Green Party’s presidential nomination. Meanwhile, Tom Arnold will become assistant manager at Arby’s.
Comedian Roseanne Barr files docs to become President. She’s already been endorsed by Hostess, Oreo’s and strawberry milk.
Today is National Wear Red Day….ummm not in the hood.
Gisele asking friends to pray for Tom Brady is like Mitt Romney asking a guy for spare change.
Puppy Bowl to be aired on Food Network in Vietnam.
“Baby fat” is the weight you put on from eating too many babies.
I think this Super Bowl could come down to a question of who scores the most total points in the allotted time.
The trouble with doctors is that if I liked someone telling me everything is my own fault all the time I’d still be married.
Kobayashi beats record after eating 337 wings at the “Wing Bowl,” or as Rex Ryan refers to it, “Lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings.”
I don’t need to read articles or books on atheism. My dog’s farts assure me we are all alone.
“More like Sir Twix-a-Lot.” -What I’m waiting to say if I ever see an extra overweight Sir Mix-a-Lot