Twitter has been flooded over the past year with parody accounts, with everything from “The Empty Chair” (a riff on Clint Eastwood’s speech at the RNC) to “Kanye’s Skirt” posting and garnering followers after some blip on the pop culture radar. It’s gotten so popular that it’s really no longer that funny, except in rare cases…and Suri Cruise’s Burn Book is one of those.
Maybe it’s because she’s so young, or because her facial expressions every time she’s photographed with one of her uber-famous parents seem to indicate exactly what’s being logged on Twitter; I’m not sure. What is sure is that the littlest Cruise has an eye for fashion and a disdain for anything as tragically unhip as wearing synthetic clothes and making cameos with your parents.
Check out the best of Suri’s Burn Book:
Honor Warren has a knack for finding embarrassing shiny pink leggings. http://t.co/5XNi9BuA
Pax and Zahara will cameo in Angelina’s Maleficent. I hate nepotism. http://t.co/gGMCbvOK
The difference between Kingston and Zuma Rossdale is that Kingston knows when class is called for. http://t.co/FTwC2xvN
Smug Gisele Bundchen’s smug baby was born. http://t.co/zuRRt1PL
This is what Violet Affleck wore to her birthday party. Brave. http://t.co/W8PEyvuP
The Duchess is in the hospital with hyperemesis gravidarum. So at least I’m not the only one with severe nausea because of this baby.
Tina Fey’s daughter Alice cameoed on last night’s 30 Rock as a young Tina. So embarrassing. http://t.co/mn60e9XV
I think we all thought Reese Witherspoon had more dignity than a person who’d name their baby Tennessee.
I’m sorry, but has the Academy seen Amy Poehler’s mad ginger baby? Comedy gold.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds will have beautiful children together. But will they be able to do math?
Best wishes, Miley. This must be how primatologists feel when the bonobos decide to get married. http://t.co/8CLxkbrk
The Rock of Ages trailer is what we should show terrorists if waterboarding doesn’t work. http://t.co/GaVNRuee
Sometimes I forget that Helena Bonham-Carter isn’t Bellatrix Lestrange, and that she has children she loves and feeds. http://t.co/5hM57ulT