Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Today we have tweets about Rod Blagojevich, Charles Bronson, Jay Cutler, and Pearl Harbor.
Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison. Jerry Sandusky replied “14 years? Gross! 12 years is the max. What are we talking about?”
Before you ask for a “room temperature water”, consider what it says about your personality.
To imagine the horror Americans felt 70 years ago, watch the film “Pearl Harbor” & multiply that feeling by 2 or maybe 3.
After being sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption, I bet Rod Blagojevich wishes he had just killed Michael Jackson.
Blagojevich gets 14 years for corruption. When he goes to prison, 1st thing he should do is beat up the guy with the worst hair
Kim K back w/Reggie? Nah. She went from RayJ to Reggie to Miles Austin to Kris Humphries. Pretty sure Andy Dalton is next on the color wheel
Dr. had Cutler hold football during surgery to ensure pins/screws placement allowed grip, then superglued the ball to prevent interceptions.
If masturbation really prevented prostate cancer there’d be no such thing as prostate cancer.
Just saw the Three Stooges trailer, actually doesn’t look too bad
Glad we never had to see Charles Bronson wear a Bluetooth.
I am tolerant towards every lifestyle except people who use Groupon.
2 Redskins suspended for violating the substance abuse policy. It’s safe to assume this was recreational use, not performance enhancing.