Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Happy 90th birthday to Betty White, winner of Survivor: Golden Girls.
Google plans to protest SOPA by having Bing go dark for three days.
Wikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA?
I want Mitt Romney to produce a certificate proving that he was manufactured in this country.
Hypothesis: It would take an Angry Birds blackout to defeat SOPA
My fear is that once Wikipedia goes black, it will never go back.
Santorum says he doesn’t believe in contraception, but then he wears that sweater vest.
Playing NBA Jam means something completely different to the Kardashian sisters.
If watching The Bachelor has taught me anything, it’s that watching women cry is far more entertaining when you have nothing to do with it.
Paula Deen’s diabetes can be a powerful teachable moment about how to turn a diagnosis into a multimillion dollar drug endorsement deal.
Sending well wishes out to Paula Deen. Get Butter Soon.
Paula Deen revealed this morning that she has diabetes. In related shocking news, Lindsay Lohan revealed that she has a hangover.
if the world dosen’t end on December, 21st 2012, I have a feeling a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013.
I hate bleeding for five days straight every month or so. Flossing is the WORST.