@PeterHoare
Peter HoareHappy 90th birthday to Betty White, winner of Survivor: Golden Girls. 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@joshtpm
Josh MarshallGoogle plans to protest SOPA by having Bing go dark for three days. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@StephenAtHome
Stephen ColbertWikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA? 4 hours ago via SocialOomph · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzI want Mitt Romney to produce a certificate proving that he was manufactured in this country. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@evgenymorozov
Evgeny MorozovHypothesis: It would take an Angry Birds blackout to defeat SOPA 4 hours ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

@abobrow
Andy BobrowMy fear is that once Wikipedia goes black, it will never go back. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@paulapoundstone
Paula PoundstoneSantorum says he doesn’t believe in contraception, but then he wears that sweater vest. 16 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Hadzilla
Jeffrey HadzPlaying NBA Jam means something completely different to the Kardashian sisters. 59 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@firstworldme
First World ProblemsI change the song before it’s finished so my iTunes total plays counter is incorrect. #firstworldproblems 4 hours ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

@yoyoha
Josh HaraIf watching The Bachelor has taught me anything, it’s that watching women cry is far more entertaining when you have nothing to do with it. 17 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@RuthBourdain
Ruth BourdainPaula Deen’s diabetes can be a powerful teachable moment about how to turn a diagnosis into a multimillion dollar drug endorsement deal. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@chrisilluminati
Chris IlluminatiSending well wishes out to Paula Deen. Get Butter Soon. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@RandyRainbow
Randy RainbowPaula Deen revealed this morning that she has diabetes. In related shocking news, Lindsay Lohan revealed that she has a hangover. 5 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@NotesForGirls
NotesF♥rGirls™if the world dosen’t end on December, 21st 2012, I have a feeling a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013. 4 hours ago via Twuffer · powered by @socialditto

@meganamram
Megan AmramI hate bleeding for five days straight every month or so. Flossing is the WORST. 13 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto