@mkinyon
Michael KinyonAfter successfully slowing down #SOPA, Twitter has turned its attention to more important topics, like #ReplaceBandNamesWithPenguin. 17 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@someecards
someecardsObama clinches 2012 reelection by singing seven seconds of an Al Green song. http://t.co/HWfpjf20 4 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

@JohnJHarwood
John HarwoodYou just know that in the general, when Obama sings Al Green, Romney will come back strong with some Pat Boone… 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

@EugeneMirman
Eugene MirmanIf you’re wondering how Mad Men ends, it’s with Don Draper at a GOP debate in the present denying he ever asked Betty for an open marriage. 2 hours ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerWhy do I have this creepy feeling that SOPA is going to suddenly lurch up and try to choke us one last time? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@LouBrutus
Lou BrutusAnd You Will Know Us by the Trail of Penguins #ReplaceBandNamesWithPenguin 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@BrianRScully
Brian ScullyI wish I had the confidence to be seen in white pants… I barely have the confidence to be seen in white skin. 19 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI started drinking after I ate, so now I have to drink more to get drunk. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android · powered by @socialditto

@badbanana
Tim SiedellFun game! Figure out your landlord name. Take your first and last names and then add “Stupid Idiot” on the front. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@robdelaney
rob delaneyPizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s great. When it’s bad, I beat up a chef. 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@JenKirkman
Jen KirkmanI need to hear Mitt Romney sing the first line of “Use Me” by Bill Withers before I decide if he’s a worthy nominee. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@JimGaffigan
Jim GaffiganWhen is it going to be my turn to be George Clooney’s girlfriend? 4 hours ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

@DannyZuker
Danny ZukerWomen, if you want to be taken seriously you really need to stop fucking Newt Gingrich. 13 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Justin_Stangel
Justin StangelJust saw clip of Pres Obama singing Al Green. Randy thought it was pitchy, jLo and Steven loved it. He’s going to Hollywood! 15 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto