Mountain Lion, Jeremy Lin, and Hot Air Balloons

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Mountain Lion, Jeremy Lin, and Hot Air Balloons
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Want to try OS X Mountain Lion right now? All you have to do is hook a keyboard dock and mouse up to your iPad. 34 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    “Mountain Lion?” Yawn. I’ll update my Operating System when Apple finally gets around to naming one “THUNDERCAT.” 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Apple should have named Mountain Lion “Cougar” – OSX 10.8: an old operating system going after young users 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Jeremy Lin & Kim Kardashian are set to meet. Lin played against some awful defenses lately but this will be his easiest scoring opportunity. 26 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I can’t see Kim Kardashian dating Jeremy Lin. It’s like the game of Risk: Africa is one thing, but no one holds Asia. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I accidentally watched a show on Hulu Plus when I could have watched it commercial-free on Netflix. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Hey does anyone have an extra LinkedIn invitation? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Isn’t all this talk about conraception and babies a little disrespectful to Jennifer Aniston? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    When you see “Sent from my iPhone,” don’t think it’s because I left the house. It’s because I haven’t left my couch. 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The people whom Facebook calls “People You May Know” are often “Douchebags I’m About to Block.” 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Bart Simpson’s chalkboard was the original twitter. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    “Fuck it” – guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Nothing says “I’m carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt” like a wallet chain. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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