Mila Kunis: "Stop Saying We're Pregnant"

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On Tuesday's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Mila Kunis made an appearance, and took the opportunity to rant about men saying they're pregnant.

"My wife [Molly McNearney] and I are pregnant. We are having a baby very soon as well," Kimmel revealed to Kunis, to which she replied, "Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?"

This is when Kunis' pre-prepared public service announcement began. Kunis, who is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby, stood up and took off her mic to address the audience. "Hi, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers," Kunis said. "Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant!"

"Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila," she added. "We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."

At the end of Mila's rant, she was joined on the stage by eight other ice cream-eating pregnant women and said, "You're not pregnant, we are. Any questions?"

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