Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, Twitter is aflutter with the news that the Duggar family will be welcoming their 20th child. We also see why we really don’t need the NBA and learn what Clint Eastwood’s skin might be made out of.
Michelle Duggar is pregnant again? Forget Mexico. We should build a fence between her vag and the real world.
Your body is a McDonaldland. – Overweight John Mayer
Cyber-bullying is so fucking lazy. Get off your ass, find a nice kid who’s minding his own business, and shove his face in the toilet!
Everyone’s worst day can usually be traced back to a stubbed toe.
Love that part of Sublime’s “What I Got” when he claims to “play the guitar like a motherfuckin’ riot” and then proceeds to not do that.
Women Harassed by Herman Cain: “We Are the 99%”
The Duggars announced they are having their 20th child. Even Antonio Cromartie is saying “that’s enough”.
MORE DRUNK HULK HEAR CHRISTMAS MUSIC THIS EARLY! MORE DRUNK DRUNK HULK WISH THAT ASTEROID COME CLOSER!
“Thanks bro.” – Herman Cain to Joe Paterno
Clint Eastwood’s skin looks like it made out of wet kitten dicks.
Who needs the NBA when there’s non-conference NCAA basketball. Well done UK.
Statistically speaking, 7% of ‘your mom’ jokes now refer to Michelle Duggar.