First off, #gross.
Secondly, #kudos to a Twitter employee for taking her job more seriously than anyone else in the lunchroom. Beat that, Bob.

Claire Diaz-Ortiz aka @Claire began to have contractions and decided to show us all what over-sharing and company loyalty is all about.

She also gave Google a hefty shoutout, which may or may not be a good thing for the company. Either way, read along to see the progression of Googling-This-Strange-Wetness to how even a newborn now has more followers than you: (We suspect that some of the tweets littered with curse words, jibberish and rantings about the utter stupidity of her husband and nurses around her have been deleted for PR issues).

Currently googling: Did my water just break? #labor

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

Moved on. Now officially googling "Am I in Labor?!?"

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

Speed bumps on road and contractions don't mix. #inlabor

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

#ouch

Car now broken down. On side of road. Need taxi. #inlabor

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

#ohnohz

This is how I feel: BLERGH!!!!! #inlabor

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

Husband upset he forgot his absurd ukelele to welcome child. In our broken car on side of highway? Prolly. #inlabor

— Claire Diaz-Ortiz (@Claire) April 5, 2014

Hey, don’t diss Husband for wanting a ukelele to be the first thing baby hears!

i think i liked it better on the other side. #born pic.twitter.com/ikW5R7HeqB

— Lucía Paz Díaz-Ortiz (@lucia) April 5, 2014

Baby’s final say: “Meh.”

Feel free to follow both Mom’s account as well as the new baby Lucia’s; the most recent pic of the baby girl shows her looking quite rebellious as she nonchalantly leans against the pillow grabbing her diaper. Brave and bold innovation–With antics like these, Twitter is probably never going to go the Myspace Bye Bye Route.

Image via Twitter