Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
As you might expect, Twitter is inundated with tweets about dead North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. We also participate in one of the day’s popular hashtag trends #TebowBookTitles and see why Garfield shouldn’t really hate Mondays.
Enjoy!
@benmaller
Ben MallerAfter watching him try to play QB, its obvious Caleb Hanie must have photos of Chicago Bears coaches in compromising situations
5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@FrankConniff
Frank ConniffThis is the time of year Kim Jong II used to love running over his enemies in a brand new Lexus with a red bow on top. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@MensHumor
Men’s HumorSpent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI hit cancel but my printer won’t stop the print job. #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto
@MattGoldich
MattBetween Joe Paterno and Kim Jong-Il, not a good year for dictators with giant glasses. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@kylekinane
Kyle KinaneWhat was Garfield’s beef with Mondays? It’s not like that fat little bitch had a job. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@clarkekant
Clarke Kant“Waffle House and 26 others also posted about Christmas.” Yes, thanks for reminding me to regret logging in, Facebook. 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@moc_moc_a_moc
MartynI think the funniest thing about Kim Jong-il’s death is that it’s left a power vacuum in a dangerously unstable nuclear state. LOL. 9 hours ago via twicca · powered by @socialditto
@Evil_Dumbledore
Dumble-fucking-dory I really hope Kim Jong II didn’t make a bunch of Horcruxes… 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKMAYBE IF PEOPLE STOP POUR WATER ON KARDASHIAN! AND NO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! THERE NO BE SO MANY OF THEM! 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@bradshaw1984
Brad ChapmanA guide to winning: limited talent edition #TebowBookTitles 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@Jonai_Live
Jonai Soto#TebowBookTitles The Art of Tebowing. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@ReillyRick
Rick ReillyJust in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il’s corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzPer his instructions, Kim Jong-Il will be strapped to a nuclear missile and buried in South Korea. 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@adrianholovaty
Adrian Holovaty☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ This Twitter meme 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@HeyLibman
Dan Libman#TebowBookTitles Lonely Dick. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@rare_basement
Amber Eeeeeee#TebowBookTitles Balls: I Touch Them 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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