Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, we have a love-inspired daily best tweets…..sort of.
Enjoy!
@MattBinder
Matt BinderI’m not sure who this Kate Upton is but I assume she lives north of Downton Abbey.
35 minutes ago via Favstar.FM · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@FisolaNYDN
Frank IsolaSeriously, Kate Upton on the cover of Sports Illustrated over Jeremy Lin? Did she ever out score Kobe? Just criminal 16 hours ago via Mobile Web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@jorgearangure
Jorge ArangureThank goodness for SI swimsuit issue. Otherwise, nobody in this day and age could look up photos of attractive women in bikinis 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@ladygaga
Lady GagaHappy Valentine’s Day everyone. If you have someone special, give them a kiss. If you don’t, make a voodoo doll of your ex and cast spells. 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@notzuckerberg
Not Mark ZuckerbergIt’s Valentine’s Day, and it pains me that we cannot be together yet, love. I long for your embrace and shall see you soon, my $28 billion. 3 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Jude_Josh
Josh JudeThe day after Valentine’s Day is probably Planned Parenthood’s Black Friday. 7 minutes ago via TwitBird · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@funnyordie
Funny Or DieHappy Valentine’s Day! If you can’t be with the one you love, eat a burrito by yourself then go home & masturbate. 30 minutes ago via HootSuite · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@God_Damn_Batman
The Batman“Will you be VINE?” Really Poison Ivy? 37 minutes ago via Batcomputer · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@TheFakeCNN
The Fake CNN4 out of 5 women can’t believe that whore in accounting got roses and I didn’t. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@angiefrissore
Angie Frissore“Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” #candyheartrejects 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNTiger Woods is scheduled to stop observing Black History Month today. 1 hour ago via HootSuite · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@BettyFckinWhite
Betty F*ckin’ WhiteI forgot our safe word. #candyheartrejects 3 hours ago via HootSuite · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonDTF 24/7 #RejectedCandyHearts 1 hour ago via Echofon · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeMy gay best friend isn’t flamboyant enough to qualify as a gay best friend. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@blainecapatch
blaine capatchgod never slams a door in your face without opening a window to let bees in. 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@jackmackenroth
Jack MackenrothYou don’t need the calories #candyheartrejects 2 hours ago via Favstar.FM · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
