John Travolta, Gay Marriage, and the WNBA

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
John Travolta, Gay Marriage, and the WNBA
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Travolta’s lawyer should use the “It was Nic Cage in a John Travolta mask” defense.(image) 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    If you stretched your intestines to the moon and back, you’d be dead.(image) 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    All of those who oppose gay marriage are totally not seeing the potential of Gay Divorce Court on daytime TV.(image) 50 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I would watch more WNBA if the W stood for “Wolf”.(image) 2 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    “Remember to buy your mom a bottle of wine on Mother’s Day, because you are the reason she drinks.” #MothersDay #wine(image) 45 minutes ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we’re cool.(image) 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I hate that feeling when your iPod earbud accidentally gets ripped out of your ear and you want to murder someone with a hammer.(image) 2 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Let’s all get together next Daylight Saving Time and remind North Carolina to set their clocks forward 100 years.(image) 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Today President Obama checked in on Foursquare from a spot located on the right side of history.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Mark Zuckerberg’s nickname should be “I don’t give a Fuckerberg.”(image) 3 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My girlfriend re-tweets my ex-girlfriend. #firstworldproblems(image) 43 minutes ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Boy, TSA workers don’t like it when you moan while they pat you down.(image) 3 hours ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The first person to cut their hair must have been TERRIFIED.(image) 4 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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