Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
With a video diary emerging that is said to feature Casey Anthony, you would expect the Twitterverse to have a conniption. The premiere of Jersey Shore also has Twitter users pretty riled up.
Jersey Shore is back tonight, in case you forgot to kill yourself.
Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange
I like the glasses Casey Anthony wears in her video diary. Maybe she killed her child ironically?
I’m happy this video of Casey Anthony has surfaced. She really seems like she’s learned her lesson about writing bad checks.
On a scale of Jerry Sandusky to Casey Anthony how much do you love kids?
Rick Santorum looks like the douchebag FBI agent whose inexperience gets everyone killed in an 80s action movie.
Thanks to Rick Santorum, the date when sweater vests will come back in style has been pushed back to never.
#420 trends,cause it demonstrates a level of coordination and awareness,few potheads possess.I’m always amazed when
Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!
@kanywest is pacing, telling his Tweet-writer, “No, damnit, that’s STILL too coherent!”Somewhere right now,
When I’m in my death bed my last words are going to be, “Respawing in 3…2…1”
In America, children are innocent until proven marketable-to.
WATCH ROMNEY AND SANTORUM ARGUE LIKE WATCH AOL AND MSN DEBATE OVER WHICH OF THEIR EMAIL BETTER!
Alfred, take those homemade Bat-Tea-Cozys off Etsy or I swear to God I will sue you myself.