Jersey Shore, Casey Anthony, and Organized Religion

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Jersey Shore, Casey Anthony, and Organized Religion
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    With a video diary emerging that is said to feature Casey Anthony, you would expect the Twitterverse to have a conniption. The premiere of Jersey Shore also has Twitter users pretty riled up.

    Enjoy!

    Jersey Shore is back tonight, in case you forgot to kill yourself. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

    Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I like the glasses Casey Anthony wears in her video diary. Maybe she killed her child ironically? 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I’m happy this video of Casey Anthony has surfaced. She really seems like she’s learned her lesson about writing bad checks. 56 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    On a scale of Jerry Sandusky to Casey Anthony how much do you love kids? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Rick Santorum looks like the douchebag FBI agent whose inexperience gets everyone killed in an 80s action movie. 59 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

    Thanks to Rick Santorum, the date when sweater vests will come back in style has been pushed back to never. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I’m always amazed when #420 trends,cause it demonstrates a level of coordination and awareness,few potheads possess. 4 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion! 3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Somewhere right now, @kanywest is pacing, telling his Tweet-writer, “No, damnit, that’s STILL too coherent!” 11 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    When I’m in my death bed my last words are going to be, “Respawing in 3…2…1” 50 minutes ago via Buffer · powered by @socialditto

    In America, children are innocent until proven marketable-to. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    WATCH ROMNEY AND SANTORUM ARGUE LIKE WATCH AOL AND MSN DEBATE OVER WHICH OF THEIR EMAIL BETTER! 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Alfred, take those homemade Bat-Tea-Cozys off Etsy or I swear to God I will sue you myself. 2 hours ago via Batcomputer · powered by @socialditto

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