It’s the dog days of summer, and like most years, Apple is here to offer a cool oasis to thirsty Applemaniacs.

Recode is reporting that Apple’s next big media event – at which the company is set to reveal the next generation of the iPhone (among other things, maybe) – is scheduled for September 9th. That means you have just over a month to convince yourself of your iPhone 5s’ depressing obsoleteness.

Here are a few things that the iPhone 6 could sport, but have not been confirmed:

– A blood glucose monitor

– Swiss army knife-style tweezers

– Cortana

– A backdoor NSA app

– Seven actual dollars hidden somewhere

– Something called a “flavor saver”

– The fasterest processor known to man and God

– Bees?

All unconfirmed, of course.

In all seriousness, folks expect Apple to reveal a 4.7-inch iPhone 6 with a new A8 processor. Apple may also unveil a much larger iPhone – possibly with a 5.5-inch display. You’ve also likely heard that Apple’s displays could be made of a scratch-resistant sapphire crystal. Apple may also turn the resolution up to 11, or maybe something like 1704×960.

But why speculate? All will be revealed when the world stops spinning for two hours on September 9th.

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