Happy Days, Siri, and Hot Pockets

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, people are still buzzing about the iPhone 4S, specifically the voice-assistant Siri. We also see why Darth Vader gets a bad rap and learn what your body thinks when you eat a Hot Pocket.

Enjoy!

I wonder how Siri will cope when I'm drunk and slurring my words and telling her how much I love her..... 8 hours ago via Tweetlogix · powered by @socialditto

Hot Pockets are like brain teasers for your digestive system. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Pro Tip:Fastest way to quintuple the number of people you know? Sync your contacts. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. 1 hour ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

Apple just sent me a cease and desist saying I'm no longer allowed to remind men to call their wives when they get off work 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

#WhenAmandaKnoxGotHomeSheSaid “Did Amy Winehouse ever get into rehab?” 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

What is your greatest dream? Write it down. Look at it. You will never achieve it if you smoke marijuana, even once. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kind of fell asleep during The Deer Hunter, but Vietnam was totally fun and they all got laid, right? 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I think comparing the declining quality of certain things to the show ‘Happy Days’ has really jumped the shark. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Got LASIK, now I have to remove the lenses from my trendy glasses. #firstwordproblems 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Darth Vader may be a "homicidal maniac" but name ONE person who's done more to raise awareness for asthmatic amputees. You can't. 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Siri, how do I escape from a velociraptor attack? 2 hours ago via YoruFukurou · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford

Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer.

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