Guy Fieri is sick and tired of Anthony Bourdain’s jokes.
With his bleached, spiky hair, over-the-top demeanor, and insistence on referring to culinary explorations as tickets to “Flavortown”, Guy Fieri isn’t exactly a hard target. At least for someone like Anthony Bourdain, whose acerbic nature has been on display for decades.
But for Fieri, the question is this: don’t you have anything better to do?
Here’s what Fieri had to say about Bourdain’s shit-talking, in a recent GQ profile:
“It’s actually disappointing. I don’t like him making fun of people, and I don’t like him talking shit. And he’s never talked shit to my face. I know he’s definitely gotta have issues, ’cos the average person doesn’t behave that way. It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective. It’s just, What are you doing? What is your instigation? You have nothing else to fucking worry about than if I have bleached hair or not? I mean, fuck.”
— Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) November 12, 2015
So, what exactly has Bourdain said about Guy Fieri over the years? Well, he did say that the Guy’s Grocery Games host looks like “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”
Bourdain is probably not going to stop telling jokes about Guy Fieri.
“I tell jokes about Guy Fieri,” he told People back in September. “The day you can’t tell jokes about Guy Fieri, comedy as we know it is dead. I tell jokes about those guys; it’s what I do.”