The holidays are hard enough, but if you’re a gay man or woman who has chosen that special time fo the year to come out to your family – well, it may make the holidays a bit harder (depending on your family). If you think that your big announcement may not go over so well, Team Coco and George Takei are here to help.

For just $99.95, plus $19.95, plus $9.95, plus $1.95, you can have the whole package – Andy Richter, the band, and Takei come to your house and persuade/threaten your family into accepting you for who you are.

“Welcome to the wonderful world of gay!”