Die Hard, the Best Xmas Movie Ever, Finally Gets a Song Expressing That Undeniable Fact

The best Christmas movie is Die Hard. This is not debatable. Oh, Die Hard‘s not a real Christmas movie? Shut up and look closer, smart guy. It has everything a great Christmas movie needs, in that it’s set during Christmas. And there’s a tree. Anyway, don’t give me any of that It’s a Wonderful Life […]

Die Hard, the Best Xmas Movie Ever, Finally Gets a Song Expressing That Undeniable Fact

Written by Josh Wolford

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The best Christmas movie is Die Hard. This is not debatable. Oh, Die Hard‘s not a real Christmas movie? Shut up and look closer, smart guy. It has everything a great Christmas movie needs, in that it’s set during Christmas. And there’s a tree.

Anyway, don’t give me any of that It’s a Wonderful Life crap. It’s not. It’s a tough life filled with terrorists, explosions, detonators, machine guns, broken glass, Bruce Willis’ grin, and redemption. Fortress of Attitude knows that. You should know that.

HANS GRUBER!