Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
To everyone who can’t play Diablo 3 until after work, the starving children in Africa started a Facebook page for you.
Diablo 3 and Max Payne 3 came out today. Unless your boss follows you on Twitter, in which case A Bad Case of the Flu came out today.
i think the show ” America’s Got Talent ” should have a question mark at the end of it.
A juror lost interest and fell asleep during the Roger Clemens trial. That’s why baseball players started taking steroids in the 1st place.
#CelebrityTwitterPasswords
Tim Tebow : Wanted his password to be “pass” but it was too short.
Chernobyl. Please, Chernobyl RT @KimKardashian: If Khloe & I take a city what city should it be???
The scale adds ten pounds.
When “The Voice” goes off air, the spinning chairs return to their day jobs: Bringing mad villains face to face with James Bond
Dear Humans, Please don’t grab our tongues when we’re licking your hands. It freaks us out. Love, Dogs
My polarized sunglasses make my smartphone’s screen look weird. #FirstWorldProblems
Reports confirm that Heat F Chris Bosh has indeed name his son Littlefoot.
A walrus is just a seal with a porn mustache.
It’s easy to make fun of Kmart, but at least their clothes don’t just assume you have human features.
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