Diablo 3, Walruses, and Celebrity Twitter Passwords

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.


To everyone who can't play Diablo 3 until after work, the starving children in Africa started a Facebook page for you.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Diablo 3 and Max Payne 3 came out today. Unless your boss follows you on Twitter, in which case A Bad Case of the Flu came out today.(image) 3 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

i think the show " America's Got Talent " should have a question mark at the end of it.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

A juror lost interest and fell asleep during the Roger Clemens trial. That's why baseball players started taking steroids in the 1st place.(image) 30 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tim Tebow : Wanted his password to be "pass" but it was too short.(image) 40 minutes ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Chernobyl. Please, Chernobyl RT @KimKardashian: If Khloe & I take a city what city should it be???(image) 14 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The scale adds ten pounds.(image) 1 hour ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

When "The Voice" goes off air, the spinning chairs return to their day jobs: Bringing mad villains face to face with James Bond(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Dear Humans, Please don't grab our tongues when we're licking your hands. It freaks us out. Love, Dogs(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My polarized sunglasses make my smartphone's screen look weird. #FirstWorldProblems(image) 5 hours ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Reports confirm that Heat F Chris Bosh has indeed name his son Littlefoot.(image) 6 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

A walrus is just a seal with a porn mustache.(image) 12 hours ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It's easy to make fun of Kmart, but at least their clothes don't just assume you have human features.(image) 12 hours ago via WitStream ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf

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