Dentist removes ex’s teeth isn’t the sort of headline you read everyday, so excuse me if I find derive some demented glee from this sick little story.

Here’s some solid advice: If your significant other is a medical professional, you might want to consider treating them right. If, for some reason, the two of you decide to split, it might be in your best interest not to use their services should the need arise. Unless, of course, you don’t mind losing pieces of your body in the process.

Such is the case of poor Marek Olszewski, a 45 year-old Polish man who decided to let Anna Mackowiak, his ex-girlfriend, address his increasingly painful tooth ache. Although the two had recently parted ways, he felt he could trust the dentist to maintain some sort of professionalism during the procedure. Big mistake. Instead of assisting Olszewski with his condition, Mackowiak pumped him full of anesthetic and removed every single tooth in his head.

Afterwards, Mackowiak wrapped her ex-boyfriend’s jaw in bandages to hide her work from Olszewski, who didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary until he returned home. His new girlfriend, horrified by his sudden lack of chompers, decided she couldn’t date someone without any teeth. In short, Olszewski is now alone and toothless, though he does intend to get implants as soon as possible. That whole paragraph is beyond sad.

His ex-girlfriend is currently being investigated for medical malpractice. She could face up to three years in jail if found guilty of the charges.