Just a couple of hours ago, Conan made a sort of half-a**ed attempt at a joke about NHL team L.A. Kings.
The @LAKings are playing the @PhoenixCoyotes? I wonder which city that shouldn’t have a hockey team will win.
Not his best effort. Conan is usually funny, but this is kind of a worn out joke. Yes, lots of southern American cities have hockey teams. Hockey has been played indoors for about a century now.
Hockey teams in warm climates: Dallas Stars, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Anaheim Ducks, Columbus Blue Jackets, St. Louis Blues, Nashville Predators, Phoenix Coyotes, San Jose Sharks, LA Kings, Florida Panthers.
The Kings, who already won the game and moved into the finals (Conan said he was watching the DVR in another tweet), retorted with this tweet.
@conanobrien Clearly, that joke wasn’t meant for prime time.
Okay, so the joke was a bit tame. We still love Conan. Here are some recent tweets to make up for it.
They say “opposites attract” and yet I don’t have the hots for the Tanning Mom.
Going on Letterman tonight for the first time in 13 years. Dave wanted to wait until I hit puberty.
.@Snooki is considering filming her childbirth, on the off chance there’s someone out there who hasn’t seen her vagina yet.
Hey, say what you will about Donald Trump. Seriously, go ahead.
Easy mistake: instead of renting MONEYBALL I accidentally rented a porn film called MILF WRANGLERS 6, VOLUME 2.