Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have some of the best tweets from a prevailing hashtag trend #espnfavreheadlines, as well as a few tweets about Tiger Woods. We also learn what “I love you too” really means when texted.
Did you know if you scratch any photograph of Journey’s Steve Perry with a coin, it will smell like pepperoni?
I wanted to write “stop fucking texting me” but instead wrote “I love you too”.
I will buy pants at Radio Shack before I buy a CD at Starbucks.
Even Tiger Woods got a win before the Indianapolis Colts
Now that Tiger Woods finally has won again I guess we can all stop feeling sorry for the really rich guy who has a lot of sex.
BILLY CRYSTAL HOST OSCAR! MADONNA DO SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW! DRUNK HULK CAN NO WAIT FOR 1992 GET HERE!
So, if Tim Tebow has a thought … is it a Christian Ponder?
Brett Favre says he’d “listen” if the GOP called about the nomination of the party.
Fanboy is kind of a lame superhero.
“ I’ve been diagnosed with terminal twatness and need celeb recognition. Can I have a RT to help raise awareness.”RG tweet of the month