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Bieber, Deep Throat, and Fat Chicks

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Bieber, Deep Throat, and Fat Chicks
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  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today, we have a pretty random selection of Tweets… they include fat chicks, Bieber, yard sale underwear, and deep throat. Enjoy!

    When Fat chicks wear UGGS, they look like socks. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry · powered by @socialditto

    My wireless mouse ran out of battery power and now I have to use my wired one. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

    That’s the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don’t want to talk about it. 16 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

    If I were in a jam I’d probably seek out Glasses Bieber over Sideways Baseball Cap Bieber cause Glasses Bieber just seems smarter. 1 day ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    My wife sold her long, beautiful hair to buy a chain for my watch. I hope she likes the Chili’s gift certificate I got her. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Hey “Deep Throat,” you could have called yourself anything else, you perv. 6 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    I think a great Kevin James movie would be about an antebellum-era crook who hides out by disguising himself as a woman: “Bill of the Ball”. 22 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    Ladies love it when a man smells like Tinactin, right? #NotAnAd 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Alaska woman punches bear to save dog. Even if the bear was Mike Ditka, I wouldn’t do it unless the dog shat gold ingots. 6 hours ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

    Things I’ve learnt today: An Eddie Murphy life-size cutout is constantly terrifying if he’s strategically hidden in a house 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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