Bacon-Scented Deodorant Is Here, Finally

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In an era when bacon-scented and flavored everything is all the rage, it was just a matter of time before deodorant got thrown into the mix.

Yes, deodorant. J&D's Foods has just released "Power Bacon", a gel deodorant for people who "sweat like pigs".

"Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth," reads the website. "And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility. For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas."

But don't think this product is going to keep your body odor at bay; quite the opposite, says the company's owner.

“It’s not really a deodorant, it’s an odorant,” Justin Esch said. “It’s a strong meat-scented musk that comes off your body.”

No worries, animal lovers; the product doesn't contain any actual pork.

Image: JDFoods

Amanda Crum
Amanda Crum is a writer and artist from Kentucky. She's a fan of Edward Gorey, Hunter S. Thompson, and horror movies. You can follow her on Google:+Amanda Crum