A rope walks into a bar, and he sits down and orders a drink. Bartender walks over, annoyed, and says "hey, we don't serve your kind in here." The rope, confused, leaves the bar. The next day he comes back, sits down, and orders a drunk. Once again the bartender tells him to get out, and that his kind isn't welcome in his establishment.
The rope, dismayed, walks out the door. Thinking that he could fool the bartender into serving him a drink, the rope messes up his hair and walks back into the bar.
The bartender, fooled by the rope's new look, serves him a beer. But later on in the evening, the bartender seems to recognize the rope. "Hey, aren't you that rope from earlier"
"Frayed not," said the rope.
That's my favorite dumb joke.
Well, Adam Patch's wife had her own corny joke to tell after she drank a bottle of wine. He then decided to animate it. The result is drunk history-style gold:[Adam Patch, Vimeo, via UPROXX]