This Genius Tried to Rob an Apple Store in the Dumbest Way Possible [VIDEO]

    September 13, 2012
    Josh Wolford
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Apparently, Apple products are so popular that people are literally smashing BMWs through glass to get to them.

Congratulations to Equonne Howard and his gang of inept thieves, who win the biggest idiots of the day award. Unfortunately for Howard, the prize is probably not going to be much to his liking. In the early morning hours of September 6th, Howard used his own 2003 BMW X5 to smash through the glass and metal gate of the Temecula, California Apple Store.

Howard and his accomplices weren’t able to get away with much merchandise, however, as they had to cut the robbery short after the metal gate closed behind them.

In the following video, you can see the BMW hastily reverse out of the store. By this point, the car already had two flat tires from the initial break through.

According to the Riverside Press-Enterprise, Howard also stopped at a 7-Eleven is order to steal some fix-a-flat. After patching up his tires, Howard returned to the Apple Store in search of the license plate that had fallen of the BMW mid-robbery. Police were waiting for him outside the mall.

Howard, who is already on parole for a previous robbery, is being held on $600,000 bail, charged with vandalism, burglary, and theft of electronics.

[via CultofMac]
  • Mary

    Will they leave him in jail now? Hope that’s enough for them to just put him IN JAIL. He has no use for parole.

  • dwm

    TNB. And to think, silly people still think niggers and whites are equal.

  • yeye

    Lol who uses their own car damn, if ur gonna rob an iPhone store this way u might as steal someone elses car hahaha what a pos

  • HelloKittyLuva

    I laughed until tears ran down my face. It was easy getting in but he couldnt get out? hahaha. What a moron!! And the 1/2 of a brain cell was used to go BACK to the crime scene to get his license plate,,, haha. A comedian is gonna have a field day with this already made joke. Brutha you need to go under the jail and stay there for the stupid act you tried to accomplish. You need yo booty whooped. Now excuse me as I watch this video again and laugh some more.

  • rod

    what people will do for a phone!!