The Steelers, True Blood, and James Taylor
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today on Twitter we find humor in masturbation, the trash from Pittsburgh, True Blood, and even touch on James Taylor. Enjoy.
Study: Men who participate in fantasy football are more likely to participate in fantasy sex.
Well, it’s official. I can masturbate on ANY day.
Don’t forget. Next Sunday. 9/18/11. The 1 week anniversary of the 10 year anniversary of 9/11.
Take heart, Steelers. You’re still having a better day than my NFL Sunday Ticket To Go App.
Let us never forget on this day the heroic men who holy shit TOUCHDOWN!!
Looking for a headline for your TV blog, this evening? Try, “Tonight’s True Blood finale was a real Cliff Fanger!” You’re welcome.
Don’t get me wrong. James Taylor is a very talented man. It’s just that many of his songs sound like a soothing and urbane organ failure.
I don’t mean to alarm everyone, but that Pitbull guy is now in soda commercials.