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The Steelers, True Blood, and James Taylor

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The Steelers, True Blood, and James Taylor
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today on Twitter we find humor in masturbation, the trash from Pittsburgh, True Blood, and even touch on James Taylor. Enjoy.

Study: Men who participate in fantasy football are more likely to participate in fantasy sex. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Well, it’s official. I can masturbate on ANY day. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Don’t forget. Next Sunday. 9/18/11. The 1 week anniversary of the 10 year anniversary of 9/11. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The beach sand is too hot to walk barefoot on. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Take heart, Steelers. You’re still having a better day than my NFL Sunday Ticket To Go App. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Let us never forget on this day the heroic men who holy shit TOUCHDOWN!! 7 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Looking for a headline for your TV blog, this evening? Try, “Tonight’s True Blood finale was a real Cliff Fanger!” You’re welcome. 10 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Don’t get me wrong. James Taylor is a very talented man. It’s just that many of his songs sound like a soothing and urbane organ failure. 19 hours ago via Birdhouse · powered by @socialditto

I don’t mean to alarm everyone, but that Pitbull guy is now in soda commercials. 14 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

I thought I took a root beer flavored popsicle from the box but it was grape. #FirstWorldProblems 6 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

The Steelers, True Blood, and James Taylor
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