Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, the Twitterverse is buzzing about all aspects of Tuesday's State of the Union address. We also find some funny tweets from McDonald's failed #LittleThings Twitter hashtag campaign. Oh yeah, and Rihanna tattooed "Thug Life" on her hands.
After seein Rihanna get "Thug Life" tatted on her knuckles, i think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.
Wayment. Rihanna got a thug life tattoo in pink? Tupac didnt die on the cross for that.
Trending today in the United States: Navy Seals, Thug Life, Cheese Quesadilla. President Obama was right - the state of our union IS strong.
Last night's dream: Obama's joke writers were posted at the borders, doing stand up to deter people from entering America.
Do you think if Obama said really quickly, "Everyonebutericcantorclap," it would trick Eric Cantor into clapping?
#littlethings in my burgers and friesI'm sick of finding uidentifiable
Ever walk through a museum and think, “man, could I make a hell of an entrance through that skylight.”
I use Facebook to show my friends that I don't need to be married or have children to be unhappy.
"Not all Germans were mean" - Schindler's List in tweet form
Obama vs. Gingrich would be like Seal Team Six vs. Beached Whale One.
Roger Goodell extends his contract by 5 years, or as James Harrison measures it, $900,000 in fines.