@andylevy
Andy LevyUpdated @ATT iPhone4S to iOS 5.1 & now it says 4G which is nice cuz I’ve always wanted 2 b unable 2 connect 2 the internet at a higher speed 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyI was blown away by how realistic the raindrops on the new iPad wallpaper looked until I realized they were actually a Chinese child’s tears 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JordanETID
Jordan BuckleyIf everyone really wants to #StopKony we should all just make our twitter pics green again. I mean, it fixed everything in Iran 2 years ago 2 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@alecbaldwin
ABDrop Rush Limbaugh on Kony…#droprushlimbaughonKony 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ChelseaVPeretti
Chelsea PerettiSending someone a msg on MySpace is like cooking a meal and tossing it out the window 16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@fauxTimCook
Not Tim CookJournalists: if you think the new iPad was disappointing, you should try covering RIM’s product announcements. 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ChrisFranjola
Chris FranjolaHopefully this solar flare will burn my retna’s before I look at that pregnant Jessica Simpson picture again. 5 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DepressedDarth
Darth VaderThe media is clearly working for the Empire, telling you all it’s a solar flare and not the Death Star testing its laser. 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s HeadThe Cleveland Browns announcing they are not pursuing Peyton Manning is like Snooki announcing she’s not pursuing George Clooney. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@pourmecoffee
pourmecoffeeIt’s International Women’s Day, or as Rush Limbaugh calls it Slursday. 5 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@shanselman
Scott HanselmanThe New iPad announced and a million Smeagols turn into Gollums. 19 hours ago via Tweetlogix ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerI’m so constipated, the doctor just showed me my poop’s heartbeat and gender. 54 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotGaryBusey
Not Gary BuseySXSW is basically just Coachella for people who shower. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@funnybrad
Brad WilliamsI just witnessed a woman sneeze so hard her bra unsnapped. Take that Atheists! 2 hours ago via Facebook ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzIf there’s anything Joseph Kony fears most, it’s Americans changing their profile pictures. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonYou should never use the word “nutsacky” when describing how a newborn baby feels. 3 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto