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The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss

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The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

I can’t wait to eat four large popcorns while watching “The Hunger Games”.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I see that “the Situation” from Jersey Shore is in rehad. I guess you can only drink so much douche before you need to get some help.(image) 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

You just knew a trade that affects Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez wouldn’t reach completion.(image) 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Defensive tackle Warren Sapp snitched on Jeremy Shockey who snitched on a bounty that paid defensive tackles. Somewhere, Xzibit is smiling.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The only way Newt Gingrich will abandon his presidential campaign is if he marries it and it gets sick.(image) 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Oprah Winfrey’s network lays off 30 employees — by bringing them all on air for a segment called “My New Least Favorite Things”(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Trying out Draw Something, but I have the artistic ability of a baby ape drawing with a banana on a leaf.(image) 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

No surprise that “The Situation” is in rehab. I imagine trying to convince people that you’re straight is exhausting.(image) 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

An apple a day keeps Kate Moss alive(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

So excited about The Hunger Games. I have hidden all the food from my children. We start to play this evening.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Glad somebody is going to look for Amelia Earhart, but we should all be prepared to accept that she may be dead.(image) 8 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Now the OMGPOP team can Draw Something from their bank accounts.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If I was Brad Pitt I’d never let anyone see me cry for fear of them calling me Sad Pitt.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones.(image) 45 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss
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