The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate MossBy: Josh Wolford - March 21, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
I can’t wait to eat four large popcorns while watching “The Hunger Games”.
I see that “the Situation” from Jersey Shore is in rehad. I guess you can only drink so much douche before you need to get some help.
You just knew a trade that affects Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez wouldn’t reach completion.
Defensive tackle Warren Sapp snitched on Jeremy Shockey who snitched on a bounty that paid defensive tackles. Somewhere, Xzibit is smiling.
The only way Newt Gingrich will abandon his presidential campaign is if he marries it and it gets sick.
Oprah Winfrey’s network lays off 30 employees — by bringing them all on air for a segment called “My New Least Favorite Things”
Trying out Draw Something, but I have the artistic ability of a baby ape drawing with a banana on a leaf.
No surprise that “The Situation” is in rehab. I imagine trying to convince people that you’re straight is exhausting.
An apple a day keeps Kate Moss alive
So excited about The Hunger Games. I have hidden all the food from my children. We start to play this evening.
Glad somebody is going to look for Amelia Earhart, but we should all be prepared to accept that she may be dead.
Now the OMGPOP team can Draw Something from their bank accounts.
If I was Brad Pitt I’d never let anyone see me cry for fear of them calling me Sad Pitt.
Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones.