Tchaikovsky, Shazam, and Modern SeinfeldBy: Josh Wolford - December 10, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Get into the Christmas spirit by remembering how cool Joseph was about an invisible guy impregnating his lady Mary.
Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze.
A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.
If you’re a white guy with dreads, your name is Xander. Even if it isn’t.
If you have to Shazam a song at a concert, you probably should not be at that concert
I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December.
My Macbook Air is cold on my legs. #firstworldproblems
I’m an adult, I don’t have to wait until Easter to eat a chocolate rabbit.
Happy Hanukkah/Chanukkah! A Holiday so nice they spelled it twice.
I have 8 Google Wave invites left hit me up
If you don’t shave or wax your pubes and you wear panty hose with no underwear, your crotch looks like Vlade Divac robbing a gas station.