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A Couple of Purebred Unicorns Are for Sale on Craigslist

So you bought your daughter a cute pony for her birthday last year. Big f’in deal. It wasn’t a unicorn. And once she finds out that you could’ve bred her some unicorns, well, she’s going to think you suck. And you do. Apparently, the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America lives in Goffstown, New Hampshire – and he’s …

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