All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘Penguins’

Depraved Penguins Horrify Antarctic Explorer

Depraved penguins: I don’t recall this topic being explored in “March of the Penguins” or either of the “Happy Feet” movies, but apparently they’re out there, performing all sorts of sexual activities that would surely raise the eyebrows of even the most open-minded of animal lovers. It’s worth noting that this article isn’t child-friendly, so if you have any curious …

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Fan Sues Pittsburg Penguins Over Texts

An NHL fan is suing the Pittsburg Penguins over what he thinks are excessive text messages sent by the club as part of a promotional campaign. Fred Weiss says that he signed up to recieve texts that included special offers on ticket prices, and important developments like trades and breaking news. He says that he began receiving texts in excess …

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Sidney Crosby is Going Strong After Several Setbacks from a Concussion

Despite suffering concussion-like symptoms that side-lined him for almost a year, Sidney Crosby A.K.A. Sid the Kid has established that he is still a strong player. Crosby missed the first 20 games of the 2011–12 season due to the lingering effects of his concussion. He returned on November 21, 2011 against the New York Islanders, scoring two goals and two …

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Penguins Take Flight

Delta Flight 486 from Atlanta to New York on March 8th had two very special guests flying in First Class. Pete and Penny, penguins from Sea World, surprised their fellow passengers as they waddled up and down the aisles. Before giving these little guys the opportunity to move freely about at an altitude of 30,000 feet, the captain asked if …

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