@TechnicallyRon
TechnicallyRonTwo of the top trending topics are Earthquake and Christina Hendricks. Imagine Her in a earthquake. It would be like a lava lamp. Brilliant. 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy Borowitz“Due to remarks of his we consider unacceptable, we have terminated our relationship with Rush Limbaugh.” — Satan 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FakeAPStylebook
Fake AP StylebookAs Super Tuesday approaches, remind readers of the cautionary tale of a regular Tuesday being bitten by a radioactive primary. 6 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@RyanStegman
Ryan StegmanI don’t think I’ve googled anything faster than when I heard about the Christina Hendricks leaked photos. 6 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKWHEN SHE SAY SLEEP! DRUNK HULK THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING HYPNOTIZE DOG! WORST VETERINARIAN EVER! 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@edbott
Ed BottDigitimes reports 5:30AM Bay Area earthquake was actually cargo plane filled with 7-inch iPad 3s landing, causing earth to shift on its axis 5 hours ago via MetroTwit ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ElayneBoosler
Elayne Boosler“Pat Robertson Blames Tornadoes On Lack Of Prayer.” Tornadoes blame Robertson for too much wind. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@pourmecoffee
pourmecoffeeRemember, this Tuesday is “Super Tuesday” when everyone dresses up in superhero costumes. Don’t ask anyone, just trust me. 22 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerDunkin’ Donuts is now selling China a product called “pork donuts.” Or as most Americans call that, “a shopping list.” 36 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Queen_UK
Elizabeth WindsorMr Cameron on the phone. Very excited: Obama has invited him to Camp David, which ironically enough is his nickname in the Royal Household. 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@clarkekant
Clarke KantPat Robertson says we could’ve stopped the tornadoes with prayer. If it works that way, let’s pray for God to put a stop to Pat Robertson. 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@petzrawr
RyanWhoever hacked Christina Hendricks’ cellphone is an awful person. Invading someone’s privacy like that is detestable. (clicks link) 6 hours ago via Plume for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@theNuzzy
david nuzzy nussbaumEven though Lenny Dykstra spent his baseball career as an outfielder, I have a feeling that he’ll be playing catcher very soon. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@joshcomers
Josh ComersAdele thinks her mansion is haunted. Luckily, something from the past haunting Adele usually leads to a multi-platinum album and 6 Grammys. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto