Sofia Vergara’s Penis is Bigger Than YoursBy: Mike Tuttle - January 9, 2014
On Wednesday night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara joined Kimmel in reading comments written about each other online.
Kimmel often pulls this gag with celebrities who read mean tweets about themselves on the show. However, according to E Online, last night went a little too far.
Sofia began with an online comment about the 46-year old talk show host: “I hate Jimmy Kimmel. He has squinty eyes and a gape mouth that never really closes.”
“Well, that one I actually agree with,” Kimmel said.
Kimmel followed up with a comment about Sofia: “[She has] an amazing body, but the face? Not so much.”
Sofia looked shocked, but that was nothing compared to a later comment read by Kimmel: “Has anyone checked for a penis?” to which Sofia slapped Kimmel across the face and stormed offstage.
However, Sofia did get the last word in after turning back to Kimmel and saying, “For sure, bigger than yours.”
Of course, Sofia and Kimmel are friends and everything was just for show.
Kimmel began the show by talking about how “the most dangerous neighborhood in the country” right now is “the comments section on every webpage.”
In the past, Kimmel has targeted other willing celebrities such as Amy Poehler (“What in the f—k is up with Amy Poehler’s face? Bitch looks like she survived a nuclear blast.”), Julia Louis-Dryfus (“LOOK AT ME I’M JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS I WAS ON SEINFELD THE SHOW ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK EATING PICKLES AND S—T MAN F—K YOU BITCH.”) and Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul (“Aaron Paul has a small d–k.”)
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