Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, the internet was (rightfully) concerned with SOPA and PIPA, and the Twitterverse reflected that. Thus spawned some enduring hashtags #FactsWithoutWikipedia and #ThingsBetterThanSOPA. Oh yeah, and Mark Wahlberg kind of said that he could have stopped 9/11 - so there are some tweets about that too.
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The only way Mark Wahlberg could have stopped 9/11 would have been if the terrorists would have fell asleep watch The Happening
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#thingsbetterthanSOPA Superman 64.
"Had I bought passage on the S.S. Titanic be assured that vessel would be docked safely in New York!" - Zachariah Wahlberg
Who does Mark Wahlberg think he is, Chuck Norris?
Bored? Go to an iPhone store and ask to feel the wallpaper samples.
A hospital waiting room is a great place to catch up on the latest sports news from 1998.
Yeah, but could Mark Wahlberg have stopped Alec Baldwin from playing 'Words With Friends'?
"Feel the vibration, motherf*&cker!" -Mark Wahlberg after tasering Mohamad Atta