Search Parties, iPad Mini, and BayonetsBy: Josh Wolford - October 23, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
It would have been cool if Apple threw everyone for a loop by calling the iPad Mini the iPod Mega.
Lindsay Lohan tweets support for President Obama weeks after backing Mitt Romney. The week before that she was backing her car into a tree.
Key consumer question: Which Apple product offers best experience for viewing live event that makes it obsolete?
Amazing to think that 1/3 of life is spent working, 1/3 spent sleeping, and 1/3 spent untangling headphone cords.
Thank god they finally cancelled “Presidential Debate.” That show was all over the place with bad wanna be Aaron Sorkin dialogue.
if the iPad mini came with a bayonet twitter would shut down
Why were singers in the 80’s so terribly concerned they would “lose that feelin'”
The Chinese slaves who assembled the iPad mini are two-thirds the size of the slaves who assemble the regular iPad.
Holiday spoiler alert: Most of your family secretly hates you.
Halloween is coming. The hardest day of the year to identify a legitimate prostitute.
Sorry about the streamers, tequila, and fake mustaches… Geez, a search party is still a party isn’t it??
Hell might be trying on endless pairs of one-size-too-small jeans for a head shaking wife.