The following is a spoof. It is not real. It was put together with bits and pieces of Limbaugh comments from multiple shows. The sole purpose of including it here is to show that one can make a person sound like they support any number of stances if you just slice and dice what they say.

Rush Limbaugh did issue an apology for his remarks about “Susan” [sic] Fluke. Since then, he has even removed the transcript of those remarks from his website, erasing them from his official record forever.

Even still, he is facing an advertiser backlash like he has never had before. He claims it’s no big deal. And, he has loads of supporters behind him. But, he is also facing a challenge to his radio supremacy from Mike Huckabee, who wants to have a more civil discourse.

Enjoy this fake confession. It’s fake.