Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we get a healthy dose of tweets regarding Texas Governor Rick Perry's debate performance. We also find why it's so hard for the Drunk hulk to stop drinking.
And congratulations to Rick Perry! R. Budd Dwyer's last appearance in front of a camera was less politically damaging.
Hardly anyone here at work today. Crap, this is my living room.
DRUNK HULK TRY QUIT DRINKING! BUT THEY NO MAKE WAGON BIG ENOUGH FOR DRUNK HULK!
Do Americans realise that tomorrow is 11/11/11 and not 11/11/11?
Thumbfucker (noun) - Someone who 'likes' just above every mother fucking thing you do on Facebook.
The students rioting over Paterno's firing are the "Arab Spring of Douchebags."
Looking like a stupid governor from Texas on live TV is the smartest thing Rick Perry's done to get the GOP nomination.
Can't help thinking that in the Bob Seger song "We've Got Tonight", it's his penis singing.
Oops! My wife just asked me if I remembered her birthday & I pulled a "Rick Perry." (I executed her)
"9, 9 ... Um ..." - Rick Perry, trying to remember Herman Cain's tax plan
#remindme of my wife. Let me finish my sentence before you give me suggestions!Google, you
"Oh shit, what was that funny thought I had 30 seconds ago?" -- Me, looking at a blank tweet box
Until yesterday, I did not realize that the Penn State football team had a school, too.