Red Dawn, Rick Springfield & Toilet Seat CoversBy: Chris Crum - August 10, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Rhythmic Gymnastics is Awesome! Dope combo of Dance, Agility& Athleticism! Some Pretty Shit too!
Sadly, the Canadian synchro team will suffer a two-point deduction for dressing like My Little Pony.
Alright, ladies. Who wants to be the next octomom?
Watching “Avengers” with no sound on my flight. My favorite characters are “Angry Jeff” & “Beefy YellsALot.”
Rick Springfield pleads no contest in DUI case. He wishes Jessie’s Girl drove him home…
No remake of Red Dawn is possible without Jennifer Grey’s original nose.
My dream of seeing SPICE WORLD w/ Nic Cage playing all the characters has come true. http://t.co/2aUAMqWN
It takes no time at all to use a toilet seat cover.
It’s official. I’m in a diner that Tom Waits would like and I’m older than all of the waitresses.