Presidents Day, Kurt Cobain, and Cookies
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
If Kurt Cobain saw “Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain” was a trending topic on Twitter he would probably kill himself again.
Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain, the Foo Fighters have never been the same without you
Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain. Your career sort of stalled, don’t know what you’ve been up to recently. Hope you can get back to makin’ music!
Happy President’s Day! There should be a “First Ladies Day” to honor the women who suffered while their husbands slept around with interns.
President Obama makes $400,000 a year while in office. Paul Walker made $7,000,000 for 2 Fast 2 Furious. Happy President’s Day, everybody!
Happy Birthday, Kurt Cobain. If you were alive now, with a face that survived a gunshot blast, you would make better music than Chris Brown.
This year Im giving up Lent for alcohol
“Aaah! It’s a trap!” – Lint
I have this tradition where every Presidents’ Day I eat like William Howard Taft for 12 months.
Getting something “trending” on Twitter is roughly as useful as writing it in lipstick on the side of a bag of dog food.
I changed the preferences, but my mouth still accepts all cookies.
I’d rather have have that face-ripping-monkey rip off my face than to be stuck behind one of those extreme couponers in the grocery line.