Pi Day, The Encyclopedia Britannica, and Steak & BJs

@dwangelo
David AngeloHey! It’s Pi Day! Useful formula: (number of digits you can recite pi to) + 14 = (age you lost your virginity) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheRealSkibz
IamSkibadeeThat awkward moment when u get home tonight and your mums cooking your dad steak =)) 6 minutes ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@WhyIsDaddyCryin
WhyIsDaddyCryingSo, today’s Steak & BJ Day. That explains why the wife said this morning “we’re having cobb salad for dinner & I’m going out with friends.” 5 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@emtee
Mark TaylorIt’s Steak and BJ Day!? A day to celebrate two things that are often rare. 17 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@AlbertBrooks
Albert BrooksEncyclopedia Britannica to end publication. Wow. Wikipedia says they’ve been in business since 1768! 5 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DepressedDarth
Darth VaderRihanna hinted she might get back together with Chris Brown. If she likes guys who abuse women, I might have a chance. 38 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotBillWalton
The Bill Walton Trip‘Virgin Diaries’ is trending on Twitter. I didn’t know Tim Tebow wrote an autobiography! #ThrowItDown 56 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNKnicks coach Mike D’Antoni quits. Fragile peace talks between Asians and Blacks has now completely shut down. 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheTweetOfGod
GodIt’s not whether you fall, it’s whether you get back up. And also whether anyone shot video of you falling and posted it on YouTube. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@alexblagg
Alex BlaggJust landed in Mexico City. Excited to try one of those Doritos-shell tacos everyone’s been talking about. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeThe internet on my phone is faster than the internet in my apartment. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@MarylandMudflap
Scotty L.You gotta admit that if a Santorum/Gingrich ticket wins the Presidency the resulting new Rage Against the Machine album would be AMAZING. 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@shariv67
Shari Vanderwerf“This ain’t my first radio.” ~ Nikola Tesla 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JordyHamrick
JordanWishing a Happy Steak & 19 Blowjobs Day to my slut of an ex-girlfriend. 5 hours ago via WitStream ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@SamGrittner
Sam GrittnerGetting warmed up for St. Patricks day or ‘National Blend-In Day!’ as it’s known to bulimics. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheEllenShow
Ellen DeGeneresHappy Pi Day, everybody! If I had $3.14 for everything I knew about pi, I wouldn’t have any money. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto