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Pi Day, The Encyclopedia Britannica, and Steak & BJs

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Pi Day, The Encyclopedia Britannica, and Steak & BJs
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Hey! It’s Pi Day! Useful formula: (number of digits you can recite pi to) + 14 = (age you lost your virginity)(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

That awkward moment when u get home tonight and your mums cooking your dad steak =))(image) 6 minutes ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

So, today’s Steak & BJ Day. That explains why the wife said this morning “we’re having cobb salad for dinner & I’m going out with friends.”(image) 5 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It’s Steak and BJ Day!? A day to celebrate two things that are often rare.(image) 17 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Encyclopedia Britannica to end publication. Wow. Wikipedia says they’ve been in business since 1768!(image) 5 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Rihanna hinted she might get back together with Chris Brown. If she likes guys who abuse women, I might have a chance.(image) 38 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

‘Virgin Diaries’ is trending on Twitter. I didn’t know Tim Tebow wrote an autobiography! #ThrowItDown(image) 56 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni quits. Fragile peace talks between Asians and Blacks has now completely shut down.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It’s not whether you fall, it’s whether you get back up. And also whether anyone shot video of you falling and posted it on YouTube.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Just landed in Mexico City. Excited to try one of those Doritos-shell tacos everyone’s been talking about.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The internet on my phone is faster than the internet in my apartment. #FirstWorldProblems(image) 3 hours ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

You gotta admit that if a Santorum/Gingrich ticket wins the Presidency the resulting new Rage Against the Machine album would be AMAZING.(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“This ain’t my first radio.” ~ Nikola Tesla(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Wishing a Happy Steak & 19 Blowjobs Day to my slut of an ex-girlfriend.(image) 5 hours ago via WitStream ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Getting warmed up for St. Patricks day or ‘National Blend-In Day!’ as it’s known to bulimics.(image) 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Happy Pi Day, everybody! If I had $3.14 for everything I knew about pi, I wouldn’t have any money.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Pi Day, The Encyclopedia Britannica, and Steak & BJs
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