Passover, Tim Tebow, and Targeted Ads

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

@jesus
Jesus ChristAww man. Is this really happening? 3 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@cornlog
Richard HoaleMy shrink says I would hallucinate less if I didn’t do angel dust. Typical dragon. 57 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ADuralde
Alonso Duralde#Titanic3D is even sadder this time around, because now we know the heir to #DowntonAbbey is on the boat. 21 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Joan_Rivers
Joan RiversPassover is the most widely recognized Jewish holiday, if you don’t count the year-end sale at Neiman Marcus. Happy Pesach! 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Dschnoeb
Drew SchnoebelenWhat filter do you guys use on instagram to make your father love you? 24 minutes ago via Favstar.FM · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JohnFugelsang
John FugelsangThose anti-Asian slurs could seriously damage Marion Barry’s reputation. 36 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ChaseMit
Chase MitchellI’m glad Kim Kardashian finally found someone she can spend the rest of her week with. 36 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Rob_Hoffman
Rob HoffmanI like Good Friday way better than Bad Tuesday. And AIDs Wednesday. 45 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotGaryBusey
Not Gary BuseyI bet Tyler Perry forgets he’s black sometimes. 20 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzGoogle glasses: when you’re too big a douchebag to wear just a Bluetooth. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@clarkekant
Clarke KantI reach for the iPhone in my pocket the same way I used to reach for a pack of cigarettes. 40 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripTim Tebow will preach to 30K people on Easter. Tebow won’t replace the regular preacher, he’s only handling the wildcat part of the service. 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Smethanie
StephanieYou know your life is going well when all the targeted ads on websites you browse are for suicide prevention hotlines. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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